Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
25 Fun Pool Activities
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...