The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Black widow spiders
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A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
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