They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...