Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.