If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...