Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Stupid Stories
|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...