The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Jokes about Ireland
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...