It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...