Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Guide To Parenthood
The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....