Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...