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Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
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Lesbian Love
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Main Vice President
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How do you scare a man?
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An Internet Christmas
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Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Polak Meets Priest
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Attorney Hunting Rules
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