List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Bad Japanese economy
|According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If...