Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...