I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...