Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...