What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
|10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He’s...