Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...