Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Architect programmer
|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
Golf Joke
Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...