Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...