Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...