What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.