The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...