Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
Good question!
If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...