Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about…
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what?s been going on...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.