Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...