Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
Dictionary of Evaluation Comments
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really sayingin all...