Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...