You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...