Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Men writing the rules
|If Men Were to Rewrite “The Rules”Rule # 1 Anything we said six or...
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack....
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...