Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...