Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...