Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.