Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
A young girl had not been feeling well…
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....