Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...