Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...