Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...