What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
A business man got on an elevator in a building…
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...