Closing down Denny’s
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Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Public school dangers
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Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...