Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!