Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Hello
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Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...