Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...
Computer Terms
486 – The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state – of –...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...