Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Favorite Drink
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...