A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard I
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
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Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...