The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...