Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...