Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...