Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
Trial Of The Century
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|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Stuck under a bridge
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Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....