Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...