Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
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Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
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Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
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What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
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Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...