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Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
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Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...