Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!